BREAKING: Nobody Really Cares About Kendra Wilkinson

Former Playboy "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson's 15 minutes are over? I'm as surprised as you are about this shocking revelation! You'd never know it by the constant cover attention she gets from US Weekly, Life & Style, OK, and all the other gossip rags at the checkout line. But I found real proof on Huffington Post today that nobody gives a damn about Hef's former resuscitator anymore.

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I really was surprised. Even with a headline like "LESBIAN SEX TAPE", her story's only received 65 "Likes" on Facebook since it was posted a little over 24 hours ago. Compared to the THOUSANDS of people who liked the other stories on that list. It's even being promoted as one of their Most Popular and still, only 65 people cared. 12 more since midnight.

It's been kind of depressing to see what's passing for a celebrity these past few years. Fake reality television show cast members, socialite sex tape leakers, teen mothers, wives of rich nobodies, and pregnant daughters of half term governesses are not stars. They are NON-CELEBRITIES. Take note, gossip mongers. This one's over.