AS THE WORLD BURNS - Rats Gone Wild!

The rats here in New York do not f*ck around! You may have already seen the YouTube video of a rat running amok in a NYC subway car and scampering up a sleeping homeless guy's body to get up in his grill!



Now comes word that one of our hardcore rodents bit a prisoner... on the penis! The aptly first-named Peter Solomon is suing Nassau County for a February jail-cell incident in which a rat chomped on his choad! The lawsuit claims that Solomon suffered "emotional distress" and "complete sexual dysfunction."

I can believe it! If you've ever had an incompetently-executed B.J. from someone with an bad overbite, you'll know it can make you a tad nervous!

Still, this is not the weirdest story about penis-biting that we've brought you here that ThatBS...