In a move that makes Elmer Fudd look like Buffalo Bill, a hunter in Belarus got shot with his own gun by the fox that he was chasing. I mean, I guess of course it was his own rifle and not the fox's... although dingbat Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert of Texas would argue that having a peach-sized brain and no opposable thumbs shouldn't disqualify you from gun ownership. The hapless hunter shot the fox from a distance and the came in close to finish off the wounded animal with the butt of his rifle. The fox said "Oh Hell no!" A scuffle ensued, and the vivacious vulpine pulled the trigger of the rifle with his little paw. I stand corrected: I guess maybe you don't need an opposable thumb to use a gun!
The cagey canine made good his escape while the hunter nursed a bloody leg wound. I image the fox running away shouting (in a French accent, for some reason), "Revanche! Revanche!!!"
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