Residents of Lafayette, Indiana were stunned and horrified to see giant penises when they looked out of their windows. Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids... there's a colossal cock out there! The prudish suburbanites got a bee in their collective bonnets because a neighbor decided to show off his snow-sculpting skills by making Frosty the Snow-Dong and friends. In the WLFI-18 News clip below, the only 10-year-old boy in the world who doesn't find cartoonishly huge depictions of genitalia hilarious, talks about how "upset" he was to see the chilly choads.
More amusingly, a mother says that she thinks it's "disgusting" because she has a two-year-old. One wonders exactly how she got a two-year-old if she thinks penises are so disgusting.
The first cops called to the scene had a big guffaw at the icy art installation and then drove off. After further complaints by the neighbors, the cops realized that the sculptor could be arrested on misdemeanor charges if he didn't destroy his dongs.
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This would never happen in WEST Lafayette! :) How did we miss this story??!!!
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