Friday, July 31, 2009
The Infinitas, by yacht-maker Schopfer, includes accommodations for 12 guests, a swimming pool, a helicopter pad and total awesomeness. Engage!
More photos and specs here
* Holland is largely under sea level, so keeping houses from flooding is a constant problem.
To solve this, the world's first floating apartment complex has been proposed.
It will have a floating road to the mainland as well as plenty of boat docks for its 60 luxury units. It will also be 25% more energy-efficient than an similar land-based complex by using the surrounding water for cooling.
I thought that we had heard the last of Monticore, the tiger who savaged magician Roy Horn, of the magical duo Siegfried & Roy, in 2003. What, did Monticore escape again to finish Roy off?
Or, perhaps, this time he was after hideous, steroid-popping prop-comedian Carrot Top! Maybe they captured him too soon...
Apparently, The View's resident dingbat thought they would give her some sort of painkilling drugs before the procedure. Of course, this is a woman who admitted on national television that she didn't know whether the Earth was flat. Unlucky for Sherri; lucky for us. Enjoy!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Mike Carroll brought the above shirt to my attention. I used to love GI Joe as a kid, but not for the same reasons other boys liked it. They liked the fighting, the guns, the heroes. I loved the bad guys, especially THE BARONESS! I also loved the gayest character in TV at the Time, Cobra Commander! Well he and Starscream from Transformers fought over who was gayer. They were voiced by the same guy who I hope was a flaming queen.
I also loved the Tomax and Xamot, the gay twins. They were the biggest bitches on TV and you know Cobra Commander rubbed out many a frustration while thinking about those two.
You can get the shirt here for $20. http://nerduo.com/thebattle/
To show my true love of the show, Mike and I went as the Baroness and Destro (her metal faced lover) a few years ago for Halloween. Of course, going to gay parties and gay bars, nobody knew who we were. When we were on the subway, the straight guys got our costumes. This year, if we were to re-wear them, at least people would know who we are, thanks to the movie with Channing Tatum! (See Below Post)
Here Channing is shirtless and recreates the scene from Dirty Dancing with Charlyne playing the Jennifer Grey part. Actually it may be Jennifer Grey, after she starred in the movie, she got a nose job. She thought that she would finally be what she thought was pretty. The nose job changed her face so much, that people didn't recognize her and she could no longer get parts in movies. Usually being prettier helps with getting parts, but in her case it was a door slamming her out.
Thanks to Lucy Lawless, we now know that there is going to be full-frontal male nudity on her new Starz! show "Spartacus: Blood and Sand." Who knew we'd ever have a reason to watch Starz!
The nude dude in question is Andy Whitfield, an Australian actor and former model who is breaking out in the title role. Lawless recently told Entertainment Weekly (see clip below) that you get to see the full bait and tackle on the premium cable show. She also says that she was "traumatized" by being exposed to it. I have no idea how she could be traumatized by a dick unless it was glowing or deformed with warts or something.
Like most gladiator fare, Whitfield spends lots of the time shirtless and fighting kind of like "300," but Whitfield looks like a million bucks, so that's all that matters. Too bad we're going to have to wait until January 2010 to polish our swords.
Check out the trailer below!
Looking for a great gift for Mom? The Shake Weight is the perfect exercise tool if her triceps are flabby "bingo wings"... or if her arms get tired during a 10-man bukakke.
The Shake Weight has a patented motion that looks remarkably like jacking off a massive peen aimed at your face. If you think I'm just being dirty minded, that's admittedly usually a safe assumption. However, in this case, you can watch their promotional video and judge for yourself.
This seems like is a heartwarming tale, until you hear the real story. Muffy was heavily into snorting ground-up Kibbles & Bits. High out of their minds, she and her boyfriend, a pomeranian named Bowser, killed a postman and buried the body in the backyard. Actually, she only admits that they "put him to sleep." They then skipped town and went on a nine-year cross-country spree of robbing convenience stores for sausages and Vegemite, murdering squirrels and taking dumps on sidewalks.
It was only after Bowser dumped her for a slutty labradoodle, that Muffy let herself be "found" and returned to her old family of unsuspecting human suckers. The bitch.
Actually, it was more than just seconds. The South Carolina man pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after her owner found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list. Apparently, Rodell thinks that once you go pony, all else seems phony.
Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. How dirty do you have to be to have sex with a horse, and the horse is the one who has to worry about catching the clap? The owner noticed things in the barn had been moved around – dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall. Also, candles were lit and a Barry White CD was left in the player.
While not officially announced, the above image is believed to be from a new video game called EPIC MICKEY. Gay Gamer got to the bottom of things with some research showing different artists and video game producers working on the project.
I'm a big Steampunk fan, and big Kingdom Hearts fan, and a big Disney Fan, so if and when this game comes out, it will be mine.
More shots and the complete story can be see here!
This is from an AWARD WINNING ad campaign that urges you to anally administer medication to your baby. Click on the image for a larger view. This poor baby had to endure hours of tattooing and what amounts to torture for this one picture. Plus after a little research I learned that he was considered too fat the week before and lost 4 pounds during the week so he could be camera ready. His parents are monsters. Sort of like these horrible people from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia who are trying to tan their baby!!
(Like how I how worked It's Always Sunny into another post, I LOVE THAT SHOW!!)
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the best show FX has ever had and one of the funniest shows ever made is returning on Thursday Sept. 17th!! I can't wait to see Charlie, Dennis, Dee, and Mac get into trouble again. Here is just a little taste of why I love the show!
AND one of the best episodes ever
TOO good!! Danny Devito is so hilarious!!
The NY Times has a fascinating report about a subculture of people in Japan who fetishize and fall in love with two-dimensional characters from manga and anime. It's a touching tale of guys who touch themselves to twelve-year-old Japanese schoolgirl characters.
At last the final love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name can speak it's damn name! If you want to dry hump Pokemon's Pikachu, rejoice! If DragonBall Z makes your draggin' balls feel XXX, you're not alone!
Well, it exists now! An international team, led by Oxford University scientists, created transparent aluminum with a short pulse from a laser, which ‘knocked out’ a core electron from every aluminum atom. The stuff is so unique that the scientists say that it qualifies an entirely new state of matter!
Can transporters and phasers be far behind? Now if only I could control my Power Mac by saying "Hello, Computer" into my mouse like Scotty did...
In it, the adorable British-raised Lebanese-American prances around in his underwear almost the entire time. It's a very cute video, mimicking the way we all have full-tilt lip-synched to our favorite songs in our bedrooms, when we thought no one was looking. At least I hope no one was looking. Otherwise, there are some rather embarassing videos out there of tear-soaked performances of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On."
Mika's new album, also entitled "We Are Golden," will be released on September 21st.
If scaring one person isn't enough, you can also get MINI-URNS. Each one is a 1/4 scale size of your head and will hold about 1/4 of your dead ass ash! Now 4 people will have you looking over them.
I've told people before that I want a little head, but I never ever wanted it this way.
I do however, want to do this with my mom. However, I would like to get a voice chip and record lots of my mom's wacky sayings. Then just put a speaker in the back of the urn so for years to come, my sister and I will be able to hear her hoarse voice screaming such classics as "Where's My Car," "I Can't Find That ET Tape," and "We're All Gonna Die!"
After seeing this product I didn't think death could get any better. Then I stumbled on The Star Trek Line, from ETERNAL IMAGE. First, they offer the beautiful and elegant Urn. As their website says, "The new STAR TREK™ Urn will feature a bold design reminiscent of the 24th century styling of the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet." Urns will be available in 2009. They sound amazing to me. Now if they just had a voice chip that said "Engage," or "It's DEEEE-AN-NA!"
But wait, there's more!! You can also get the lovely Casket. Again, as the website says "The STAR TREK™ Casket styling has been inspired by the popular “Photon Torpedo” design seen in STAR TREK™ II: The Wrath of Khan." I could not write a better description.
So elegant, so sleek, and it will look great in the Star Trek Vault or with a Star Trek Monument, both of which are coming soon! This is a Coffin that I could really get into!
Order yours today!!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
This was achieved with the magic food coloring from Blue M&M's" Read the whole story here!
I don't know if I'm the only one still watching TRUE BLOOD on HBO, but I'm really enjoying it. It's totally trashy fun. There are things I don't like, but there is enough stuff I love, including the HOT NORSE VAMPIRE ERIC, to keep me coming back for more. Lots of hot bodies and hot men.
The new trailer, for whats happening in the rest of Season 2, gets me excited! In more ways than one! The Vampire war looks to be heating up and the town possessed by Maryann (the wickedly amazing Michelle Forbes) is going all black eyed crazy!!!
I also saw an interview with the Sookie, Bill and Eric taken during Comic Con. I have to say, in real life, my feelings about the vampires change. In the show, I think Bill is boring, and Eric is hot and fun. In real life, Bill (Stephen Moyer) has a nice English/Scottish/??? accent that makes my pants tighter in the front! Eric (Alex Skarsgard) gives me a chubby in the show, especially in the Viking flashbacks a few weeks ago, but in real life, his mouth and overbite don't work for me. Not to say I wouldn't have wild sex with him and his super tall long lanky 6'4"body. I'd even let him bite me.
GLEE (My new favorite show!) has gotten so much buzz, the bumped up the season start to Sept. 9th!!! I will set my DVR as soon as possible. In the clip above, Mercedes (the fabulous Amber Riley) covers Jazmine Sullivan's "Bust Your Windows." The show looks like it's just going to be a flat out musical and not just them performing live. This makes it all the better to me. I'm just glad it doesn't suck like Viva Laughlin. My poor secret husband Hugh Jackman, worked hard and sang his heart out on that show, but it was crap, nobody watched it, and it got cancelled after 2 episodes. Even his hotness couldn't make me watch it.
A new website was just launched called AdViews. It has hundreds of vintage ads for everything including Car Rentals, Feminine Sprays, and Baby Food. (For those times you have the urge to have sex in the back seat of a car, you want to smell good down there, and you end up with a baby!)
They site opens company grouped commercials in your iTunes, and lets you download them for free. I am in love with one from Yardley Cosmetics. It features Susan Sarandon selling "Daytime Cologne." "Because you meet more people during the day than you do in the evening!"
You can spend hours on the site and in your iTunes watching insane ads. I remember so many terrible ads from my childhood including the Fruity Pebbles ads, Pampers, Sara Lee ads. The older ones for Old Spice, Raisin Bran, and Scope are fun.
I have only had the site work through iTunes however, so you might have trouble actually seeing the ads if you don't have it.
There were lots of celebrities and movie companies at Comic-Con last week, and they were promoting all of their new projects. Zombieland with Woody Harrelson is one I'm dying to see.
I think it looks hilarious. In the same vein as "Shawn of the Dead."
The 10 most talked about projects are talked about here. There are more clips and trailers than you can shake a stick at. Well really, it's about how big the stick is, and what I've been doing that day. If it's a small stick, I might be able to shake it for a long time, unless I worked out and my arms are tired, then......
The link follows a list of big projects coming soon including the new V series, and James Cameron's first movie in 14 years "AVATAR"
Check it out. There is so much to see and get your hopes up about. Then when they finally arrive, you will be disappointed and your dreams crushed like those of orphaned children on open house day!
OH, Did I mention there is the new trailer for TRON?
Monday, July 27, 2009
* Conjoined twins born with two heads, but one body! The silver lining is that mom only has one diaper to change.
* Talk about learning things the hard way. Erectile dysfunction drug contributes to teenage boy's death.
Patsy's alter ego, actress Joanna Lumley, crusaded to have the government of Great Britain bestow the rights of British citizenship on thousands of Nepalese soldiers, who served in the British army.
She was greeted with a hero's welcome at a mass rally in Kathmandu on Monday. I hope they served her truckloads of the "good stuff" at the after-party. She deserves it!
* DC's latest direct-to video 'toon, "Green Lantern: First Flight" premiered at the Con. The DVD & Blu-Ray is in stores tomorrow! Best Buy has an exclusive Green Lantern action figure packaged with the disk. Those of you who always thought that GL villain Sinestro had the gayest outfit on Superfriends (Brainiac notwithstanding) can feel vindicated. First Flight's verision of Sinestro is voice by openly gay actor Victor Garber (Alias and Eli Stone)
* The trailer for Battlestar Galactica: The Plan premiered. This direct-to-video film-- to be released October 27th-- tells the BSG saga from the Cylon's perspective. Apparently, nuking the human race almost to extinction was just a wacky misunderstanding.
* Joss Whedon screened an unaired 13th episode of Dollhouse that takes place 10 years into the future. It was also revealed that Season 2 will feature appearances by Whedon alumni Alexis Denisof (Wesley on Buffy and Angel) and Summer Glau (River Tam on Firefly and Serenity).
* Slash-fiction come to life: Outgoing Doctor Who David Tennant kissed Torchwood's John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) full on the mouth!
With the last season starting in January, some of the cast including Jorge Garcia, Michael Emerson, and Nestor Carbonell, sat down with EW to talk. One of the questions debated is the love triangle between Jack, Sawyer, and Kate. I thought it was perfect to have Jack and Juliette together and Sawyer and Kate as a couple. Then it changed to Sawyer and Juliette and Jack and Kate. Then Juliette died, and I don't feel either of the guys should end up with Kate.
Kate should end up with HURLEY!!! It will be like Jack Spratt and his wife, but in reverse.
Here is the video.
Meet the ROSS SISTERS! Their act from 1944 is a real show stopper. Aggie, Maggie and Elmira. "Solid Potato Salad" is from the 1944 MGM musical Broadway Rythym and also appears in That's Entertainment! III (1994).
They sound like the Andrews Sisters, but the move like alien creatures. The finale really moves, and as Snagglepuss says, "Exit! Stage Left Even!!!"
After seeing this, I have realized that we will have to make some videos soon of Mike doing some of his hand-walking routines to post here. He can't kiss his own butt like the ladies, but he can really motor!
Friday, July 24, 2009
This week adrenaline junkie-- and stark-raving lunatic-- Dirk Auer skated down a roller coaster at speeds of up to 56 MPH.
That sure is a fancy-schmancy leather racing suit Dirk is sporting. I hope he wore Depends.
Happy Friday, everyone!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Sadly, the eulogy got more laughs than all the clowns in attendance have collectively received in their entire careers.
However, it was impressive that 27 clowns managed to fit into the casket.
* "Waiter, there's a jimmy-hat in my soup!" A California man has sued a Claim Jumper restaurant claiming he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese.
* Prix Fuxe Menu: To fight the economic turndown, a German brothel is offering unlimited sex, food and drink for a flat rate. I'm guessing they serve French onion soup there.
* A fitting tribute to Michael Jackson: Plastic surgery popular despite economic woes.
Google, which is known for having artistic renditions of their logo done for special events, celebrates 2009 Comic Con in San Diego with a JLA version of the LOGO. I'm happy they have Wonder Woman in it. Funny that she is on the invisible jet. I am shocked that they don't have Superman holding the whole thing up, and there is no Flash in the shot.
Still fun and silly. I am guessing we can look forward to a Marvel Version sometime in the next few days.
They are also doing Themes for iGoogle and you can choose you own banner. They have choices from Superman, Women of the DC Universe, including Wonder Woman and Black Canary, Spider-Woman, Iron Man, TMNT, and more.
You can get them here!
Well here it is, the cover to her new CD, CELEBRATION. The album's cover was designed by an artist called Mr. Brainwash and is very much a shout out to her POP past.
Via press release: "The songs on Celebration have all been remastered and selected by Madonna and her fans. They cover the expanse of the Material Girl’s extraordinary career of hits including “Everybody,” “Express Yourself,” “Vogue” and “4 Minutes.” “Celebration” will be available in a two-CD set as well as a single CD. There will also be a “Celebration” DVD released simultaneously which includes the video visionary’s best videos including several that have never before been available on DVD."
This is Madonnas 4th Greatest Hits collection after "You Can Dance," "The Immaculate Collection," and "GHV2" There are two new songs on the album. The first is a Paul Oakenfold collaboration that goes to radio on August 3rd called "Celebration". The Hits collection is out September 28 in the U.S.
Matthew Rettenumund at Boy Culture has posted a very low quality rip of the new track.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
At long last, Japan has produced a robot bride! HRP-4C is a female humanoid robot created by Japan’s National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology. This not-at-all creepy beauty made her runway debut at a fashion show in Osaka yesterday.
No specifics on whether she is a fully functional "pleasure model," for when a "Real Doll" is not enough.
I would love to see a throwdown between the Robot Bride and Robo-geisha! Yes, Robo-geisha is an actual upcoming Japanese movie about a robot geisha... a killer robot geisha! You can see the trailer for yourself below...
I can't embed the video, but it is up again here!
The trailer for Disney and Tim Burton's new ALICE IN WONDERLAND is finally out!
Johnny Depp is still HOT!!! How is it possible that a man who is 46 can still be hot as a crazy person, a dirty pirate, and other countless freaky things. He fights the pretty so hard and it just makes him sexier. The scruffy dirty look makes me want to lick him clean.
The movie looks so surreal and CGI heavy. I can't wait. It's really what WONDERLAND should be. Completely impossible, which was never possible before.
Warning: The videos attached and linked below are NSFW and spoilerific.
Elijah Wood, "Sin City" - Yes, Elijah Wood! I love a short man. And a dude doesn't get much more violent than his character Kevin. It's kind of terrifying. And awesome.
Jason Statham, "The Transporter" - A short man with a shaved head? I'm swooning. This guy knows his way around a stick shift and can give a mean roundhouse to the face. I think I'm in love.
Billy Zane, "Dead Calm" - He's crazy as all hell in this movie, but he's half dressed through most of it too. All aboard!
C. Thomas Howell, "Red Dawn" - Yeah, yeah, he's a teenager in this movie. But I was much younger than him when this came out, so I'm not being pervy. This movie had it all, Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen in their prime, lotsa no-good commies, and a gun-toting Jennifer Grey and Lea Thompson. It was on HBO seven times a day growing up, and I didn't miss an airing. I chose C. Tom because this guy goes bezerk and scares the hell out of everyone. I mean, he drinks blood to prove he's cool for chrissake!
Andrew Pleavin, "300" - It's hard to pick just one guy out of the cast of 300, but little cartoon hearts started popping around my head when the short, bald one hit the screen. (Click the link, I can't embed.)
Thomas Jane, "The Punisher" - Punish me! Punish me! (Click the link, I can't embed.)
Matt Damon, "The Talented Mr. Ripley" - Jason Bourne is all sorts of awesome, but Tom Ripley has mad style. And he just wanted to be loved, is that so wrong? I just need to remember, if he's passing out hugs to use a safe word.
The Killer, "Black Christmas" (1974) - You only really get to see his eyeball, but he sure knows how to leave you voicemail that'll keep you warm on a winter night. (Warning: Use headphones! Audio NSFW)
Mark Patton, "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2" - So much has already been written about the "gayest horror movie ever made", so I'll spare you. This time. All I'll say now is, you put "Jesse" and his best friend in a room together and you get magic. Gay, crazy, violent magic.
Popeye the Sailor - Don't you judge me! He's strong to the finnitch!
So what do you think? Comment below and give us your picks for sexiest violent guys or girls!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
So please, buy LaToya's new song on iTunes next week. Give a dollar to charity, and make your eardrums suffer for it. You can hear the whole song on YouTube here.
There are actually a few really nice lyrics in it, but it's LaToya singing them. She has more production done to her voice than Cher and Britney Spears combined!
Recent photos of the singer/ reality show douche reveal that Whitney Houston's ex-husband has gained an enormous amount of weight since the couple split. Either he's given up smoking crack or he's on the same diet as Brendan Fraser and Aretha Franklin. The "Candy Girl" crooner looks like he ate all the candy and then devoured the girl, pythonlike, bones and all. He has gone from singing about a "tender Roni" to gorging on Beef-A-Roni.
His ex-wife famously stated that crack is a poor person's drug so, evidently, high-fructose corn syrup is the new opiate of the wealthy. But, hey, it's his perogative to stuff his face. Happy National Junk Food Day!
Somebody call PETA! Deeming freshly-clubbed baby seal pelts not "edgy" enough, Lady Gaga was interviewed wearing the skins of the innocent babies of TV legends Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. The tadpoles were made famous in their own right on the reality series "Kermit & Piggy Plus 78."
This tragedy comes on the heels of the mysterious disappearance last year of their first litter of children shortly before the public release of sandwich spread Baconnaise.
Monday, July 20, 2009
* A Florida lesbian couple is celebrating their 70th anniversary. Finally a hot lesbian pairing for the popular "Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt" adult film franchise! This is an actual XXX video series and it's every bit as tasteful as you would guess from the title. It will make you want want to gouge out your own eyes with grandma's knitting needles and annoint the empty sockets with liniment. (link NSFW) Seriously, though, 70 years is an amazing milestone for any couple, let alone for lesbians who began living together in the 1930s! Congratulations, ladies!
Ah-ha! At last an explanation for the recent photos of actor Brendan Fraser circulating on the internet! (below right)
Tennant appears in three more "Who" specials this year and Smith debuts in next year's 'series.' Why do the Brits insist on calling a TV season a 'series,' anyway? For that matter, why do they call a cigarette a 'fag'? It can lead to a rather unfortunate misunderstanding when a handsome Brit asks an unwitting American guy whether he can 'have a fag.' Unfortunate or delightful.
Annnnyway... also debuting is the new series is new companion Amy Pond, played by Scottish actress Karen Gillan. Screw that slag... I'd be his 'companion'!
Now that summer has finally arrived, the Greyheads are out in full force. They like warm weather, we know this because they all move to Florida, and become active during the warmer seasons.
This weekend, a Reading Rainbow hating grandma tried to kill Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge with her car. Not being satisfied with one car however, she made sure it was a 5 car pile up.
Thankfully, a miracle of miracles made the tragedy into a joyous occasion. The shock to the neck in the crash gave Geordi full sight in his eyes, so he no longer needs to wear a banana clip over his face. The Greyhead should still have a boot put on her walker so she can't do this sort of thing again. Click here for the full story!